Oye Poi
Yes its true folks I spent part of my misspent youth as a cabbie on Oahu.
Hawaii Tails:
The hot strippers hang out by the Hilton Lagoon. Every woman on vacation in Hawaii expects to get laid at least once. I rented a room from a crazy Danish women. Another older women lived there too. Dani had a bumper sticker on the reefer that said: Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I miss the meaner I get. She wasn't lying folks.
I was an extra on Magnum. It was a bar fight in a strip club. The Hubba Hubba Club on Hotel street. Dont go to Hotel Street at night. Its like NYC down there. Reall topless strippers too but smudged out for TV. I rode in TC's van to crew dinner late one afternoon. No one looked at the van.
There are many types of poi. They all suck!
I know where the military can go to get laid. The locals hate them except for the MILFS. I'm not gonna tell ya.
I lived in the Hahaione Valley. Ha ha e own knee or as I call it: ha ha I Won
Forever the optomist!
There were 3 Haole drivers. A Guy from TX whose wife worked in an ABC Store. And another mad Hungarian who had a Japanese girlfriend just off the jet. He learned enough Japanese to get a job driving a van full of Japanese tourist. The other Japanese drivers got him fired cause he made more tips than them.
Its where I discovered the joys of women of color.
The white working girls around the Hyatt all speak Japanese. I saw one of them blow a kiss one night to a 3 wheeled cop. Danish did not believe me. She remembers the Nazis. She was 5
Working girls used to ask for me to drive them and the Japanese john the 1/2 mile back to the Hyatt. Great freakin tips. Ha ha ha ha ha
Too much?
A Hawaiian waitress told me that Hawaiian guys marry blondes then are bummed that they can't cook Hawaiian dishes.
Just who do these dumb ass racists think are going to be their nurses at the end? Black and Brown ladies of course. Gillbert AZ, JT Ready. These delicate flowers don't want to be called neo-nazis. Isn't that special. The National Socialist Movement. White heterosexuals only folks. Hillbillies, crackers rednecks. Heaven forbid people like this are feds. No not in America...
Geez they're only destroying me right in front of all of you. Is this still America?
Hawaii Tails:
The hot strippers hang out by the Hilton Lagoon. Every woman on vacation in Hawaii expects to get laid at least once. I rented a room from a crazy Danish women. Another older women lived there too. Dani had a bumper sticker on the reefer that said: Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I miss the meaner I get. She wasn't lying folks.
I was an extra on Magnum. It was a bar fight in a strip club. The Hubba Hubba Club on Hotel street. Dont go to Hotel Street at night. Its like NYC down there. Reall topless strippers too but smudged out for TV. I rode in TC's van to crew dinner late one afternoon. No one looked at the van.
There are many types of poi. They all suck!
I know where the military can go to get laid. The locals hate them except for the MILFS. I'm not gonna tell ya.
I lived in the Hahaione Valley. Ha ha e own knee or as I call it: ha ha I Won
Forever the optomist!
There were 3 Haole drivers. A Guy from TX whose wife worked in an ABC Store. And another mad Hungarian who had a Japanese girlfriend just off the jet. He learned enough Japanese to get a job driving a van full of Japanese tourist. The other Japanese drivers got him fired cause he made more tips than them.
Its where I discovered the joys of women of color.
The white working girls around the Hyatt all speak Japanese. I saw one of them blow a kiss one night to a 3 wheeled cop. Danish did not believe me. She remembers the Nazis. She was 5
Working girls used to ask for me to drive them and the Japanese john the 1/2 mile back to the Hyatt. Great freakin tips. Ha ha ha ha ha
Too much?
A Hawaiian waitress told me that Hawaiian guys marry blondes then are bummed that they can't cook Hawaiian dishes.
Just who do these dumb ass racists think are going to be their nurses at the end? Black and Brown ladies of course. Gillbert AZ, JT Ready. These delicate flowers don't want to be called neo-nazis. Isn't that special. The National Socialist Movement. White heterosexuals only folks. Hillbillies, crackers rednecks. Heaven forbid people like this are feds. No not in America...
Geez they're only destroying me right in front of all of you. Is this still America?
Comments
Post a comment
| HOME |
